Words Have Meaning

This should come as no surprise: words have meaning. But we speak so casually that words seem cheap. They aren't. Here are three examples. They are three of many that I hear and wonder, "Does the speaker know what he or she is saying?" "Drinking the...

Leftover Opium

You ever have this problem? What to do with too much leftover opium? That was the problem reported to me by a Local Housewife. Here's what happened. Where It Came FromThe Local Housewife's two kids had their wisdom teeth extracted. One received 20 Percocets....