FinishgaySee this fellow on the left? He’s got a snappy t-shirt.

Monday, I was walking through an airport and saw a lovely young woman. Simply beautiful. Though I’m not in the hunt (Monday was our 19th wedding anniversary), I gazed at her and started to smile. But she was wearing the same t-shirt: “Smile if you’re gay.”

How brilliant. All men attempting to make eye contact (and more contact) with her will invariably smile. That’s what nature tells us to do. And she can simply smile back and immediately disqualify them as potential lovers, because they have identified themselves as gay.

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