Every morning, I rise early and read the syndicated advice columnists. I've read Dear Abby and Ann Landers for more than 30 years. Sometimes, I think they have honest, straightforward, helpful advice for the reader. Sometimes, I'm disappointed by what seems like a lack of perspective.
In the morning newspaper, I keep up with the ethicists, the moralists, the psychologists, the etiquette mavens, the grammarians, the financial analysts, and the smart asses who write letters to the editors.
I clip out their questions and offer them — as pop quizzes — to my Sunday school students. (After debate, the students often ask, "What was the answer? What did Dear Abby say?" I always tell them, "Who cares? It's your answers we need to understand.")
So, Here's The Deal
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But, as Uh, Artie?, I am also inviting you to offer questions for which you seek answers. There is no limit to the range. If I'm truly unqualified to answer you question (and I'll be the judge of that), I will say so. Or I'll find an expert to answer your question. Or I'll just pretend I never received your question, you poor sonovabitch.
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