Jeez, Louise.

All a guy has to do in this town is throw his shame out the window — and nice people come to watch.

(You can buy a ticket at XmasWithArtie.com.)

Some of those nice people do more than watch.
They draw their own conclusions.

Thanks to some smart thinking form Advergirl, here's artist Ben Harben's idea of what's coming this Thursday-Sunday.

I'd say he's got this pretty darn close. (Way to go, Ben!)

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Of course, his original artwork will be on sale in the lobby at the show.

Thanks, Ben! Thanks Advergirl!