Who’s Nuts Now?

I’m no apologist for poisonous peanuts.No, sir. The editorial board of Net Cotton Content is strictly against deadly nuts in any form.The loss of life from the recent cases of salmonella is horrible. My heart goes out to the surviving families — and to the...

Bacon Tales

I have a friend who won't eat turkey bacon. He says it's not Kosher."What that?" I said. "But it's turkey." The Kosher problem with bacon is that it's pork. Pork's not Kosher. It's trayf. ("Trayf" means unfit, not...

Coffee Shop Ethics 1

I'm enjoying coffee shops. I take my laptop. I can meet a friend. It's like home, but the coffee is much better. And, it gets me out of the house. I see people. That's healthy.What's The Deal?What am I supposed to pay for all this hospitality?...

No Show

I can't remember the last time I just plain didn't show up.Today, I did it — and I did it big.A room of worthy folks, willing to hear my plea. They were counting on me for entertainment and enlightenment.And I didn't show. My calendar had the time wrong,...