The Big Ride (A Dream)

My beloved and I sit on a SkyGlider, like the grand chairlift at the Ohio State Fair, only it doesn’t glide over the tawdry and dear Ohio State Fair. A much sleeker ride, it passes silently over everything we have ever seen together: Seventh Avenue South, Camden...

A Weiner Fit For A Queen

If you were wearing a tiara and a banner across your chest identifying you as the "Greene County Beef Queen" at the Ohio State Fair, wouldn’t you expect middle-aged men to ask you to pose for a picture? Of course. That’s the whole idea (as far as...