Poetry for Dogs

My book, Throw Me A Bone: Poetry For Dogs, includes 31 poems written purportedly for a canine audience.

It’s available on Amazon — http://poetryfordogs.com — and priced to generate funds for three humane societies. (Writing poetry is not my get-rich-quick scheme, not a pyramid of dogs with you at the bottom. No.)

Poetry for Dogs, by Artie Isaac

Multi-Living

Two Septembers ago, the kids went back to school and I found myself feeling a little glum. I had sold my company in April and summer home with the kids was great. Then, with them going back to school, I knew, "It's time to get a job." Glum-de-dum-dum....

For Jews Only

Shalom, fellow MOTs. In December, I performed in a new play called Amalgamated Consolidated's Annual XMAS Spectacular, featuring Winford Doke, CPA Artie Isaac.Nu? How'd it go? It fell soundly between a Kiddush Hashem and a shanda fur die goyim. We sold out a...

Half-Way Louise

A friend describes his wife. (He gave me permission to tell this tale.)Let's call his wife "Louise." If we did that socially, it would be a faux pas, because that's not her real name. And I hereby apologize to all men and women named...

Experts Review Super Bowl Advertising

If you're like most readers, when you think Net Cotton Content, you think:Football! No? Well, neither do I. I don't ever think football. Not even when I think "football." (When I think "football," I think about lifelong player injuries and...

The Demise of Polite Conversation?

Last month, I returned to the Columbus Metropolitan Club — this time to speak on The Demise of Polite Conversation: Is Communication on the Brink? Here's the video of the talk, thanks to the talented, well equipped folks at The Ohio Channel. Of all my...

Seeking Happiness

Another thought from my 10th grade geometry teacher. You should have such a 10th grade geometry teacher. John saw Jory Farr's new "culturewise" column in Columbus Monthly — "The Art of Being Artie Isaac"  — and offered another thought for...

Let’s Act

I wasn't kidding. I was serious when I invited you to audition for this year's production of To Kill A Mockingbird. That invitation is genuine and true. (And here it is, again.)The auditions are this week.Here are the details:Audition for To Kill a Mockingbird...

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Recommended Reading

“The Thing All Women Do That You Don’t Know About,” Huffington Post by Gretchen Kelly — for men who stare at women they don’t know

That’s What She Said: What Men Need to Know (and Women Need to Tell Them) About Working Together by Joanne Lipman — for anyone who wants to better understand gender at work

Men Explain Things to Me by Rebecca Solnit — for men who want to find out if (when) they are buffoons

Between the World and Me by Ta-Nehisi Coates — for anyone who wants to better understand racial privilege

Are YOU Ready to Succeed?: Unconventional Strategies for Achieving Personal Mastery in Business and Life by Srikumar S. Rao — for Type A people living in a post-industrial society

Orbiting the Giant Hairball: A Corporate Fool’s Guide to Surviving with Grace by Gordon MacKenzie — for creative freelancers (and those who hire them)

The Artist’s Way: A Spiritual Path to Higher Creativity by Julia Cameron — to reignite your creativity (buy the paperback and use it like a workbook)